Beauty And The Beast!
The story of a heart broken prince, transformed into a beastly creature, destined to live out his days under the spell of a rose, unless he finds true love.
Meanwhile the arrogant huntsman is trying his best to win the hand of Rose, the Mayors daughter, now the prince has vanished.
In the village stores Dame Dolly Dildo is excited about her new business venture and with her stupid son Jimmy and the Mayors other daughter, Daisy, who is a bit special, set off to a trade event in the next town, on their way through the woods, they encounter the beast and panic ensues.
Will the beast find true love and be cured of the curse or will the huntsman come out on top and kill the beast?
Join us and find out!
Ticket price freeze, still £15 or £13 for groups of 6 or more!!
This show is for adults only and contains bad language and sexual references!
Our Productions Contain Adult Humour, Bad Language, Sexual References And Scenes That Some People May Find Offensive!
Laffin' Boi Productions
Having written family pantomimes, that have been performed both by amateur and professional theatre companies, I was very intrigued on someone else’s take on a classic, imagine my surprise when I clicked on the clip to see the Ugly Sisters having a threesome with a rather well hung Dandini!
At that point an idea was born, and an erection, but it’s the idea we are focusing on here. What if I took one of my family scripts and re-wrote it as an adult only version, “Cinderella And The Two Ugly Slags” was written on a rather sticky keyboard!.
“Cinders” was performed to sell out audiences at The Dearne Playhouse and The Little Theatre, Doncaster in April 2017, then by popular demand again in December 2017.
After the success of “Cinders” more research was undertaken, and the next script given the adult treatment was “Dick And His Cat, The Real Story Of Dick Whittington“, and was performed in 2018 to sold out audiences in Rotherham and Doncaster.
December 2018 saw the debut of “Definitely Not Disney’s Aladdin“, again performed to sold out audiences.
2019, after watching Snow White banged by seven little people, “Snow White And The Six Ugly Bastards” was devised and performed in sell out theatres in Rotherham, Doncaster, Dinnington and Halifax.
2020 was to see the premiere of “Jack And His Long Thick Stalk, Size Really Does Matter“, but then some twat licked a bat and Covid-19 fucked the world! Hopefully we will get to perform “Jack” in 2021 for you guys.
With Mother F*cking Goose being written and Sleeping Beauty, A Pantomime Wet Dreams Are Made Of planned, the future is looking hilarious and offensive!
Scripts are available to peruse or buy on our sister site laffinboi.co.uk
And if you have a venue that you feel an adult panto would be suitable for please get in touch, contact details are below!